Sneaking into the auditorium for the Windows 2000 launch rehearsal

(devblogs.microsoft.com)

84 points | by ibobev 4 hours ago

9 comments

  • criemen 1 hour ago
    > Remember infrared file sharing? Of course you don’t.

    Hey, I played with that when I was approximately 8 years old! Also: wireless printing via infrared, instead of those huge parallel printer cables.

  • yodon 4 hours ago
    Raymond Chen is one of the great treasures of the web.
  • michalpleban 3 hours ago
    Of course I remember IR file sharing! And contact beaming from Palm devices.
  • xfax 2 hours ago
    I am amazed at how he recalls events, issues, incidents etc. with such detail decades after they happened. I can’t seem to remember things well that happened 6 months ago.

    Does anyone have a system they use to help with such rich recollection?

    • buildbot 1 minute ago
      I mean, I can't remember what I had for dinner 6 months ago, but if I snuck into a presentation and anyone famous was announced as the surprise guest, I think I would remember that! I would assume most people do not recall everything with this much detail, just the (ha) memorable things.
    • david2ndaccount 2 hours ago
      You write it down and if you don’t remember you just make up something plausible.
      • qubex 1 hour ago
        Isn’t that the Wave Collapse Algorithm in a nutshell?
    • xen0 53 minutes ago
      I wonder if he tells these stories to people outside of the blog.

      There are a few events in my life that merit the story being told to people; friends at the pub, during conversations with colleagues at lunch, etc, because they're amusing or unbelievable or whatever.

      After a while, you may not remember the event so much, but you do remember the story.

    • GuB-42 1 hour ago
      But you must remember at least some events from a long time ago with a lot of details.

      And if you wrote a blog, these would be the events you would write about. You obviously won't write a blog post about events you don't remember.

      It is selection bias, it is not indicative of the ability of Raymond Chen to remember all little details.

    • withinrafael 1 hour ago
      Careful. Consider that many of Raymond's writings are actually unverifiable.
    • ssl-3 1 hour ago
      Myself and a friend treated ourselves to a bunch of Marylin Manson shows early in 1997 because we were into that. Sometimes, we'd have assigned seats. Once or twice, we elected to sit on the balcony by ourselves and watch everything from afar. One time, in Harrisburg, I wanted to be in the pit but I did not have a ticket for that.

      I decided I was going to sneak onto the floor anyway.

      So I positioned myself to be ready for the lights to drop as the opener, Rasputina, finished up and I hopped over the bar and tried to disappear into the crowd on the floor below.

      It didn't work. I was instantly spotlighted by a man with a flashlight. Someone else grabbed my shoulder and corrected me by indicating rather forcefully that my intended destination was not the mosh pit, but was instead the entrance gate at the back of the arena.

      They didn't kick me out, but once we got back to that quieter area I was informed that since I didn't have a ticket to be in the pit, then I was definitely not going to be in the pit. I was further made aware that I would not be trying this kind of thing again.

      So I sauntered back to the assigned seat that I started from and watched the show from there, where some usher became increasingly livid at the despondent teenagers who were smoking cigarettes at a rock show in the 1990s (but who was apparently powerless to do anything about it).

      The show was good. I'd seen it before, and I would also see it again.

      ---

      That was almost 30 years ago. Certainly, some aspects have been lost to time.

      Was it Harrisburg? Maybe it was Pittsburgh. It probably wasn't Wheeling -- that show was differently-memorable because I had Gideon's bible in my pocket and people were getting arrested for throwing snowballs at the Christians who were holding a vigil across the street, with candles, as they prayed for our souls. It might have been Wheeling anyway.

      And the usher? I definitely remember issues between smokers and an usher. But maybe that guy was at a show somewhere in Ohio instead.

      Did I make my move during Rasputina, or maybe it was some other opener? Was Rasputina even at that show? (Maybe it was unrelated to the opening act?)

      I do know that I hopped over a barrier and immediately got sent to the back, and that's the important part of the story that I wanted to convey. The rest is just context.

      And the trick is to just fill in enough believable details about that context that the story works. (It's even easier if you believe those details yourself.)

  • qubex 1 hour ago
    Of course I remember IrDA.
  • mschuster91 3 hours ago
    > The sketch demonstrated infrared file sharing and other mobile scenarios. Remember infrared file sharing? Of course you don’t.

    Oh hell yes I do. Dog slow but at least it worked decently well, something I can't say about Bluetooth.

  • jeffrallen 3 hours ago
    I remember waiting for IR file sharing. It was SLOW.
    • netsharc 3 hours ago
      Huh, now I remember a 90's or early 00's watch that has data, and the way to upload data onto it was by running a special Windows program that would flicker an area of the screen black and white. You'd point the face of your watch to it and the flickering had data encoded onto it.

      Since it's 2026, googling brings me nothing... had to ask Gemini: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCHHzw4s5W4

      • wolrah 2 hours ago
        Timex DataLink. I had the Ironman Triathlon branded model of those, used the hell out of it in high school.

        The screen flickering trick also only worked on CRTs under Windows 3.1/9x, so if you had a laptop, any other system with a LCD, or were running NT you had to get a special dongle that hooked up to your serial port and would blink a LED that you had to hold in line with the watch's sensor.

      • mikestew 3 hours ago
        For those that don’t feel like watching a video, it was the Timex Datalink.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timex_Datalink

        • canucker2016 2 hours ago
          Supported in MS Schedule+ 7.0 included with Office 95.

          Very magical to hold your watch up to the CRT monitor, see the monitor go black and flash a bunch of white lines for a few seconds and then look at your wrist to view the downloaded info.

          But it was only letters and numbers so the routine got old fast.

          Could be a bit finicky to get a successful transfer as well.

          And transfer bandwidth was pretty low.

          • ssl-3 2 hours ago
            I used one for a few years. It was a pretty neat thing for its time.

            IIRC it didn't work with a CRT using MS operating systems after Windows 2000 due to driver changes or something.

            But Timex also a sold little single-LED blinkenbox that plugged into an RS-232 port that would do the trick. That was intended for computers with LCD screens like laptops, but it worked with later operating systems too.

      • bri3d 2 hours ago
        Bloomberg terminal authentication (screen-sync) works this way too.
      • kotaKat 2 hours ago
        Kids also got a toy based off of Timex Datalink - I had one!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ig2UPjOXQ

        ... The DSI e-BRAIN is also fully working in timex_datalink_client, which amuses me so: https://github.com/synthead/timex_datalink_client/issues/111

    • BalinKing 2 hours ago
      I don't know if it's the same technology, but I had a microcontroller toy as a little kid where you'd 1) write the programs on your computer (or in my case, type them in from the tutorial book, without actually comprehending any of it) and then 2) transfer the compiled program to the device itself via (IIRC) this little puck-shaped thing with a blinking red light. It was pretty cool, I wonder if I still have it stashed away anywhere.
    • pimlottc 1 hour ago
      I remember IR printing, it was nifty! Had some fun with random public printers and my little HP palmtop…
    • wayne 3 hours ago
      I mostly remember infrared transfers in the context of beaming contacts between PalmPilots. It was pretty fast for that, and actually, much more reliable than modern AirDrop.
    • cyberax 2 hours ago
      I loved IR contact/note sharing! It was easy, fast, and reliable. It also worked across different types of phones.

      There's still nothing comparable :(

      • netsharc 2 hours ago
        Nowadays, a QR code on one phone, and camera on the other can accomplish data transfer.
        • cyberax 1 hour ago
          Can, but don't. It looks like on Android it creates a temporary link to the VCF file that needs to be downloaded from Google.
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